The real crunch comes when there is no yogurt. Marlene will never admit to forgetting to buy any (it would take the wind right out of my sails if she did admit as much). Instead, she will inform me, ‘There was no yogurt. It was sold out. All the shops were shut. There is no yogurt to be had on Ibiza. There were no deliveries from the mainland. That’s the problem when you live on an island.’
Niki Lauda, Meine Story
He then continues to rant about the yogurt for another half a page paragraph.